1) Pool cleaning is HARD WORK. I know now why rich people hire poorer people to do this for them; its a massive pain in the ass. Especially when you can’t get the pole part to connect to the sweeper the way it should, so instead of pushing around a pole, you use your hands [...]
July 31, 2008
Things I Do While I Job Hunt
Currently on the Ellen Show: Audience members in kimonos, trying to eat marshmallows suspended from the ceiling, while being held back by a rubber band over their nose, connected to a wall.
It’s quite a sight (though no sounds, I have it muted). That Ellen, so charismatic. She can get people to do anything. I don’t [...]


