July 31, 2008

Today’s Lessons…

1)  Pool cleaning is HARD WORK.  I know now why rich people hire poorer people to do this for them; its a massive pain in the ass.  Especially when you can’t get the pole part to connect to the sweeper the way it should, so instead of pushing around a pole, you use your hands [...]

July 31, 2008

Things I Do While I Job Hunt

Currently on the Ellen Show:  Audience members in kimonos, trying to eat marshmallows suspended from the ceiling, while being held back by a rubber band over their nose, connected to a wall.
It’s quite a sight (though no sounds, I have it muted).   That Ellen, so charismatic.  She can get people to do anything.  I don’t [...]