About

My name is Andrea and I’m 24. I was an English major at a small liberal arts college in Pittsburgh. I’m still here, but I write obituaries now. Yes, I’m being for real, and no, I’m not a death-obsessed Gothic chick. Its not too bad, it just sets me up for a ton of puns (“I bet you’re just dying to get to work.”)  Oh, never heard that one before.

If you buy me a beer, I will give you a hug.  Its only fair.  However, if you buy me a bowl of olives, I will not eat them.  I do not care for olives.  Important fact for when ordering pizza with me.  Mushroom, sausage and pepperoni is the best combination according to my taste buds.

I’m not athletic at all, but I do like to go on long walks and drink lots of water afterward (sorta like your pet dog).  I love dogs too, by the way.  I’ve never had a cat.

I like to read in coffee shops, doodle in the margins, and sing along with radio.  I also like to tell true stories, both funny and embarrassing, for the amusement of others.

I’m really just the biggest dork alive.